Dean v. Kwame
An angry reader does battle with the text messages of disgraced Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.
The Cheeseburger Delight
A confused young lady seeks me out on IM for diet tips to increase her bust size. I have many tips, but will they work?
The English Gentleman, Defeated
A Russian bride scam goes wrong when an English Gentleman threatens murder most foul, but the joke is on him: the brides are willing to die!
The Mellotron Cowboy
ChodeKING, one of the Internet's dumbest denizens, solicits help opening a candy bar and ends up chatting with a time-traveling cowboy with a miniature horse and a love of birthdays.
The Lasers of the Aryan Brotherhood
Hiring a light show isn't cheap to begin with, but imagine trying to hire a light show as a Nazi.
Cancelling Your Huckalerts Subscription
The culmination of two weeks of harassing an acquaintance with fake Huckalerts IM spam from the Mike Huckabee campaign.
Dream Girl Blackjack
Welcome to the incredible world of Dream Girl Blackjack.
The Big Sting
Det. Don Gombo sets up a sting operation to catch three dangerous Internet criminals.
Rap is Awesome, KenK
A Chinese marketer encounters a rapper from Odahoa.
Achmed Owlcat's Potioneering
An IM prank in which Zack poses as Achmed Owlcat, a Middle Eastern
Jesus vs. the Homosexuals
Will Jesus triumph over the filthy homosexual pagans?
