Awfully Weird Tales #2
Sick of poverty, riots and insanity? So were your ancestors when THEY got lost in pulp magazines! Brush away the summer insanity with colorful madness, this week in the Comedy Goldmine!
Learning ancient, forbidden sex majik
There is an ancient and proud tradition of people finding spiritual resonance within the captivating riddle of their own sexuality. That tradition has little or nothing to do with carnies eating junk food... or does it???
Cspam Corvid Thread
The C-SPAM goons take a break from the endless news drip to concentrate on a much more interesting subject: cool birds and why they're so dang cool!
town crier reading this month's balance patch to the gladiators
Any game that's out long enough will inevitably be ruined by endless "balance" patches, tweaks that either nerf or beef every little thing until the whole experience is either milquetoast or apeshit. The goons apply the latter method to Ancient Rome itself, somehow!
D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer
The goons of BYOB take on an all-time classic dungeon with a slightly adjusted equipment list. What's the CR adjustment on a bulldozer anyway? So the boss should have *scribbles* 2d6+6 slimes now, hmm... with +1 hardhats, yeah! *scribbles*.
Awfully Weird Tales #1
The SA forums goons make a pulp scifi/fantasy 'zine that puts old William Gaines to shame! I mean, additional shame, on top of the misogyny and functional illiteracy.
PYF Drawing of Shrek from memory
If you have not watched 2001's Shrek repeatedly until you know every line, you will never be half the vampire hunter Lt. Col Neville was. Also your drawings of Shrek might be off.
Donkey Kong 64 turned my sister onto Communism
In C-SPAM anything can be the start of a long, well researched discussion that goes wildly off the rails and ends up recommending butt-plugs. And I do mean anything.
How Bad Are In-N-Out French Fries?
They say the french fries at In-N-Out are bad. But these fries aren't just bad, they're on Satan's secret menu!
Repopulate the Smurf Village!
The Smurfs are dead! Or, undead, I was never really sure. Either way the SomethingAwful forums goons saw fit to dream up some wild and disturbing replacements!
Why Having an Alligator for a Pet is Dangerous
I know, having an alligator as a pet SEEMS perfectly safe. But there are actually a few downsides.
what is the best way to make coffee?
What *is* the best way to make coffee?
Actually My Garden is Supposed to Look Like Shit
Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??
Ask an Ex-Fetish Artist!
The true stories, behind the cum.
Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
Awkward Apocalypse Moments!
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...
HELP!! dick stuck in vcr
Got no time for haters 👏 people who expect me to do emotional labor for free 👏 and people who ask me why my dick is stuck in the VCR 👏
Actor-Character Continuity!
What if Neo and Ted Theodore Logan were the same person? Not that hard to imagine
RuinedChiefing.com!
open grinders falling off lap on to carpet compilation (HD)
Not Being Scared By A Person With A Chainsaw!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
Getting Spooked in Scary Hell
Welcome... to scary hell.
Clean Eating!
The doctor said I needed more greens in my diet so I've been chowing down on scouring pads on my lunch breaks
Stupid Liches!
Liches are huge dumbasses. I do NOT respect liches.
Sexts From The Void!
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
Looking Intimidating as I Swing my Sword Around.
Oh my god... that guy's swinging his sword around. He must have an insanely disciplined mind
Getting "The Munchies"!
The uncontrollable hunger of pot addicts
How to Talk to Your Teenage Son or Daughter!
Me: *throwing a fidget spinner across the room* so what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
Vending Machine Where You Can Buy Asses
Human ass vending machine.
Awful Date Stories!
These date stories really are the pits.
My Social Media "Brand" is Saying That Hitler is Bad
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
The Evil Wizard Megathread!
if ur an evil wizard post in this thread about the spells you cast and other things like that. personally for me i like to make potions that turn people into skeleton monsters that obey my every whim.
SEX NERDS!!
Wow, certainly a provocative article title this week. Sorry. Next week it'll be about Donald Trump or some shit, promise.
Xenomorphs Aren't That Big of a Threat
*effortlessly evading the Xenomorphs clumsy blows* Ok, this has been fun, but I think it's about time I killed you.
Neighbours Forced To Interact With Each Other!
Yeah it is getting a little long, huh. Well I'll get on it soon, have a few things to get done first tho
The Voice Actor Who Does All The Spam Calls!
People ask me if it's difficult to do so many different accents, but that's easy. The difficult part is dialing all the numbers.
The Customer is Always... WRONG!?
Think the customer is always right? Heh... read on, kid...
The Good Kind of Sex!
Sex is like an art. There's a good way to do it, and a bad way to do it.
The FBI is Wiretapping Me
FBI, if you're listening to me right now, remain silent
Fallout: Seinfeld!
These stimpaks are making me thirsty!
Comparing Apples and Oranges
Apples... and ORANGES??? Wuh? Buh? Zuh?
SEIZE HIM!
"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized
How To Cook An Egg!
Ever wondered about how to cook an egg? This article is for you!
Ah yeah, that's the stuff
Ah yeah, that's the stuff
Largely Inconsequential Curses
May your YouTube recommendations always infer the worst about you
Minor Acts of Civil Disobedience!
I'm going to use my Q-Tips to clean my ears, against the explicit instructions not to do so
We Need More Bees
*the Baha Men look at their feet and kick the dust around a tiny ajar bee door*
Who's That Pokémon?
A contest to guess a Pokémon engenders awe-inspiring art!
Gordon Ramsay Quotes!
"Yo RZA, yo razor, hit me with the major disappointment over the consistency of this flan"
