Microsoft's Emerging Markets!

Microsoft recently created two versions of an online ad for IT tools, one for its U.S. site and the other for its Polish page. In the Polish version, Microsoft replaced a black man with an equally happy-to-be-at-a-business-meeting white dude. Some people reason that Microsoft tailored its presentation to Poland's extremely homogeneous population, while others contend this was just another manifestation of Micro$oft's unfathomable villainy. Either way, the Something Awful Forum Goons were happy to help the company cater to some untapped demographics.

Varchar starts this theme with an appeal to the Doodle-Beasts, because he's cool like that, he's peace like that.

NAG targets the active juror, a man who has a life in his hands, death on his mind and fantasy football on his laptop.

Deadeye Dick said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear, and that African American-y wasn't ready to hear either.

These office workers have been hiding for two hours, and digitalwatchmaker still hasn't finded them!