Megaman Gets Equipped

Megaman is one of the most iconic video game heroes of all time, having defeated a wealth of cookie-cutter enemies (including Cookie Cutter Man) in his quest to do whatever it is those games were about doing. I have forgotten at this point, but I think it involved a raging hatred of robots of all kinds. After killing his robot enemies, Megaman would then steal their abilities and use them to kill yet more robots. In keeping with that tradition, this week the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to give Megaman a few abilities and traits not depicted in any of the games. Abilities that, unfortunately, are not very likely to help him in any way, shape, or form.

Because I am a fat jerk and there are literally ten million images this week, I have foregone writing comments but I pray you will forgive me just this once.