This article is part of the Instruction for a Help series.
Previous instruction offering for help:
A Town!
It is a GREAT PLACE for everyone.
Does a human live in a tree? In a lake?
A human could, but a human love a town.
That is nice and we want a nice town for a the bodie to grow and work.
Industries is a nature of the man.
A mans make a beautiful machine.
It is quiet and cold.
So many machines, to get inside and move and wash a cloth and make a music.
It is so proud of you!
.:always remember the sweetest music is inside:.
They eat a fruit, they have a babie and grow a the bodie.
Food of all type turn into a meat inside a man.
Speak of a "meat" the best "meat" to "meet" is a wife creature.
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