| US to Sell Atomic StockpileRon Paul Political Report - August 4th, 2011By DR. RON PAUL Citing market forces as "a more powerful deterrent than mutually assured destruction" President Dr. Paul announced a bold plan to sell off more than 600 Minuteman and Trident nuclear missiles on the open market. UN Condemns US Gold Bars for Nukes Agreements BBC News South Africa to Purchase 278 ICBMs from US Stockpile Johannesburg Today New York Times - The Southern Gentleman - Al Qaedistan Herald - Foxwire all 2,433 news articles |
| Colloidal Silver Approved for Cancer TreatmentNew Hampshire Patriot - August 4th, 2011By L. Rockwell Embattled private food and drug certification company DrugSafe Pro has approved the sale of Colloidal Silver as an alternative to chemotherapy, radiotherapy, and surgery for treating cancer. Cancer Patients Happy, Blue Over Colloidal Silver Michigan Militia Bulletin DrugSafe Pro Receives Lucrative Colloidal Silver Review Contract AP Libertarian Medicine Journal - The Lying Doctor - Silver Safe - Foxwire all 824 news articles |
| Supreme Court May See First "Online Justice"Wall Street Journal - August 3rd, 2011By Philip Castle A White House official has indicated that President Paul may seek a replacement for retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens on the Internet, tapping online law school graduate and 7th District Justice Alabaster Hickory for the soon to be vacated seat. SCOTUS Hopeful Authored Texas Law Banning Air in Mexicans BBC News Skyrocketing Demand Safeguards Fees for Nation's 68 Million Lawyers AP Internet Law Review - The Holy Constitution - Free Market Times - Foxwire all 906 news articles |
| Death Toll Mounts in Tainted Kool-Aid DisasterImpotent Outrage Today - August 2nd, 2011By DAVE BROWN Another 73 people succumbed this week to the tainted Chinese Kool-Aid certified as "Gold Standard Safe" by DrugSafe Pro, bringing the death toll to date to 6,403. Deadly Kool-Aid Found to Contain Skulls, Radiation New York Times Hundreds of Lawyers to Represent Victims in Class-Action Suit USA Today Ambulance Chaser Bulletin - Libertarian Medicine Journal - Foxwire all 4,004 news articles |
| Dept. of Education Loses to Dept. of VouchersLA Times - August 1st, 2011By Dana Jennings The Libertarian controlled Congress voted overwhelmingly to approve the Paul White House's plan to replace the Department of Education with a new department that will oversee the distribution of education vouchers for private schools. Mississippi: Bible in Select Schools, Firebombs in Select Churches AP Wal*Mart to Offer Low-Income Schools in 48 Stores by October USA Today Biology is a Lie - Science is a Lie - The Lies of Math - Foxwire all 204 news articles |
| Make Way for Private CharitiesRon Paul Political Report - August 1st, 2011By DR. RON PAUL Church groups, shelters, soup kitchens and various other private charities are eagerly gearing up to assist more than 55 million Americans as Social Security benefits are due to sunset on August 15th. First-Responders to Require Citizenship Exam Before Giving Aid Invaders Nation's Supply of Boot-Straps Dangerously Depleted American Dream AAAAARP! - White & Lovin' It - Platinum Spoon - Foxwire all 7,564 news articles |
| Art Bell to Step DownFoxwire - August 1st, 2011 |
| Ohio Woman Offers Daughter's Face to Fire VictimUPI - August 1st, 2011 |
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