Batdance In E-Minor

"Oh, I got a live one here!"
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN

Get the funk up!
"Go, go, go with a smile!"
BATDANCE
Do it
Keepbustin'["do it" repeated in the background]
I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN,BATMAN
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN (house, do it, house)
"And where, and where ... is the BATMAN?"Do it, do it
let's do it, let's do it

Do it, do it, do it, do it

"Stop the press..."
"Stop the press, who isthat?"
"Vicky Vale","Vicky Vale""I like..."BATMAN, BATMAN,BATMAN
"Oh - that's nice"
"Hi, Bruce Wayne"
"I've tried to avoid all this, but I can't"
"I just gotta know... are we gonna try 2love each other?"
"Stop the press - who is that?"

"Vicky Vale"
"She's great, isn't she?"

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

I wanna bust that body right
"I'd like 2"

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
"But he's out there right now"
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah 2 night

"Well, miss Vale"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my pray."
"I just like the sound of it."
[screams]


"I've got 2 go 2 work"

"I've got 2 go 2 work"

If a man is considered guilty
WORK!
4 what goes on in his mind
WORK!
Then gimme the electric chair
WORK!
4 all my future crimes-OH
WORK!
Electric chair

Hey Ducky, let me stick the 7-inch
In the computer
HA, HA, HA
Hey, we got the power
Oh, we got the soul
Hey, we got to sho'nuff get off
2 make the devil go, go

"This town needs an enema!"

"I'm gonna kill U"

POWER
"I'm not gonna kill U"

SOUL
"I'm gonna kill U"

POWER
"I'm not gonna kill U"

SOUL
Let's do it

"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'

"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'

Do it, do it, do it, do it
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMANDon't stop, don't stop
Let's do it
Don't stop dancin'
Let's do it, BATMAN
Let's do it, BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Don't stop dancin'
No, damn it! Turn the music back up!
You son of a bitch!

Nobody!

Stop!

Your Band Sucks HARD

This week, Dr. David Thorpe continues his angry snobfest by answering some fan requests. By popular demand, the embittered NASA forklift driver takes on two artistic juggernauts: Good Charlotte and The Strokes. What's more, he tackles the issue of holiday-season greatest hits releases, commenting upon the cash-in collections of R.E.M., Bon Jovi, Tori Amos, No Doubt, and more!

"I received a staggering number of requests that I turn my boundless wit and wisdom toward Good Charlotte. Unfortunately, I’m not sure I’ll be able to do that to everyone’s satisfaction, because after Barney got overexposed and annoying I pretty much stopped following children’s records. I can certainly comment upon the few songs by them I’ve heard on the radio though, since so many people practically begged me. One thing I’ve noticed is that they’re almost unfathomably terrible, but you already knew that."

Head on over and watch the greatest bands of our time humbled by a man with nothing but a computer and a questionable education.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)