Fake Something Awfuls

Here is an index of all the fake, phony, and fraudulent Something Awful frontpages we've put up over the years!

• The AMAZING 10X Home Surveillance Kit! - Is your wife cheating on you? Probably. Use the 10X Home Surveillance Kit to find out how attractive the guy is, and much much more.
• Dragon Fantasy Mystic Shadow Dungeon Horizon Event Online 7 - The most exciting MMORPG based off "Sports Night." Ever. And I mean that.
• Shocking Dance Fist Machine - Germany's very favorite industrial machine is here to kill your face off.
• AngelgurlQT - Nothing screams "class" quite like this Livejournal gem!
• Baby Rancher: Code Zombie - Baby Rancher: Code Zombie shifts the focus of Counterstrike from the urban battle between terrorists and counter-terrorists to the prairie warzone of unbroken wild infants and flesh hungry zombies.
• BRICE BECKHAM DOT NET - The former child star from TVs "Mr. Belvedere" returns!
• The Daily Awful Daily - Providing the Appleton City Downtown Tri-Metro Residential Business District With Incredible Deals Since 1997.
• Something Awful: The E/N site - Nobody remembers what e/n sites were like, so more than likely this parody will be forgotten.
• freeepharmacyandoelectronics.com - You're just three (3) or possibly 564 (564) easy steps away from claiming your very own prescription medication or household electronic item for free!
• Hot Boring Fetish Action! - All the most boring fetishes for you, the consumer!
• 2,002 Honest Fonts - All the 100% free fonts you'll ever need!
• The Goth Stop - Electronics for, and by, goths.
• GroupHoop - Web 2.0 here we come!
• All Hot Paintbrush Action! - The most erotic MS Paint drawings to ever come out of an elementary school student's computer.
• Is Not It Cool News - The latest hot scoops from Hollywood!
• The Learning Triangle - WELCOME TO THE LEARNING TRIANGLE! YOU ARE ALL DUMBYS!
• Jim Bagleaducia's Lust Barn - Find your dream creature and go on dates and eventually get stabbed.
• This page is too stupid - A parody of the generic "page not found" error.
• Pirate Jim Bagleaducia's Used Car Harbor - Fantastic deals on only slightly highly dangerous used vehicles.
• Rich Dork Media - Pretentious reviews of unlistenable garbage in a highly unreadable format.
• SomethingAwful.communications - Oh no, evil vile Sam Jain has taken over the helm!
• Stoplight dot com - Ed Baker's awesome idea to make money off the internet didn't really pan out.
• National Internet University - Graduate with a degree... FROM THE INTERNET!!!
• DMZ.com - Only the HOTTEST and HIPPEST celebrity PARIS HILTON news!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)