You can learn a lot from Wikipedia. For example, by looking at the Something Awful page, I've learned that one of the "key people" behind the site is James Ormrod. I've never seen him around the office, so I guess he's probably our grandest benefactor, outranking even Richard Charles Kyanka. Given this, I'm sure I'll be fired for questioning his relevance to SA, but at least I'll go out with an amusing, educational update, courtesy of this YOSPOS thread!
The Remote Viewer got things started with this worthless chart:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Police_Academy_cast_members
Aleksei Vasiliev
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22
qirex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogs#Military_uses
BorderPatrol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas
clockwork sundial
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Vice_Presidents_of_the_United_States_by_place_of_primary_affiliation
qirex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_Vice_Presidents_of_the_United_States
a bad babe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation_postures
RZApublican
the description should have been "he came to shit, but only farted"
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