[CHACHA.COM] get people to help you search for crap that doesn't exist

HOW TO MAKE THEM FUNNIES

1 go to chacha.com

2 type in something in the search box

3 hit search with guide

topic: two men racing each other through a cactus patch

Stoat Box posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: PaulaD

PaulaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: I'm looking for a picture of two men racing each other through a cactus patch.

PaulaD: Hi, How can I help?

You: I'm sure I saw the image on Google Image Search about three months ago

PaulaD: Okay, let me look

You: Although I may have just dreamed it as I've been taking a lot of sleeping pills lately

You: Incidentally what's the best thing to take sleeping pills with so far I've been taking them with a stiff whisky and a few hours reading in my smoking jacket.

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: LillianV

LillianV: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

LillianV: Hello!

LillianV: How can I help you?

You: Hello

LillianV: Hi

You: I'm trying to find a picture of two men running through a cactus patch

You: One of them has a smile on his face

LillianV: That may be difficult, but let me try, hold on please

You: The other has a look of despair, like if a lover has left him or he missed an episode of smash hit comedy "Family Guy"

LillianV: I do apologize, but there are no images of anything like this

You: That's ok. Can I ask for another search?

LillianV: Certainly

You: Do you know if Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka beat Uwe "Raging" Boll in the boxing match they had a while ago?

LillianV: Let me search that for you

You: Please be quick my captors are getting angry

You: Can you also please search "Stoat Box" for me I'm trying to meet him to give him his third of the Triforce thanks.

LillianV: Can I find anything else for you?

You: "Stoat Box" I think he's a Russian snooker player.

LillianV: That's all I have on that

You: Oh, I found the picture I was looking for, turns out I drew it on my arm.

LillianV: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

You: Thanks anyway ChaCha.com you've brought the web closer together

LillianV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

Caffeine Wolf posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MichaelM

MichaelM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

MichaelM: Hello

You: hello I am looking for a variety of items and perhaps a shop that sells them all

You: in the states of texas if possible

MichaelM: Real funny.

You: pardon?

MichaelM: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

Whalley posted:

JasonK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: Hi there. I'm looking for some internet

You: Argh. Sorry, my chat box keeps cutting out

You: I'm looking for this internet

JasonK: There you go

JasonK: They have it on wikipedia

JasonK: Did you need anything else?

You: Um, there's this internet

JasonK: That's it right there

You: help me find someone to hold me through the night

JasonK: Sure