Got Cum? ("thanks" Professor MacJake) - I did not click this link. You should not click this link. No one should ever, no matter what circumstances, click this link.
I know from descriptions what is behind this link, but I will not pass those descriptions on to you. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor. Forget what you saw here. You never read these words. You spent the last few seconds standing on a tree lined city street on a warm evening, taking in summer air that is ripe with flowers and the distant scent of a neighborhood bistro. You were never here. You remember nothing.
Go now, and live a healthy, happy, life.
–
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.
