2003
SUMMAR PREVIEW FOR "SAVE TEH LAST DANCE FOR ME PART 2"
STARRING
"Moon
Dancear Jones" - Lil Bow Wow
"Georgia Peaches" - Kathy Lee Gifford
"Sherriff Frank Racist" - Joe Don Backer
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Eventaully a town si won ovar by
teh powars of dance and soon all of teh moves are busted
in "Safe The Last Dance 2" |
In "Save
the Least Dace for Me" part 1, it was a movie about a
white girl who moved into a black city and IT WAS CULTUREAL
CRAZYNESS!!!! soem peopal didant liek her becuase she was
white and they said to her "OH NO YUO DONT" and
"OH SNAP" and she then performed a ballet dance
on a fat mans grave!!! But she maed friends with a black gentalman
named Secretian and he taught her how to dance hip hop whiel
he becaem a doctar at Harvard. She then had a ballette dance
in front of a faggot and he saids "congradulatians, teh
black man showed yuo how to dance liek a beautey queen, yuo
can now go too dance school" and she was so happy that
she died!!! IT WAS TEH FEELGOOD MOVIE OF 2001 OR WHENEVAR
IT CAME OUT!!!
Now its
teh sequal and teh directars (I dont know who they are) are
palanning to cash in on teh fellgood sensatian of teh first
one by makeing "Save Teh Last Dance for Me Part 2: Keep
Saveing Teh Dance!" In teh first movie, a white girl
went into a black town! NOW A BLACK MAN GOES TO A WHITE TOWN!!!!
Littal Bow Wow palays "Moon Dancer Jones" who si
a asspiriting Breakdancing wizzard. he has won all of teh
championships in Harlem, but then his dad has too maeks a
deal with teh FBI to turn in a drug kingping and they get
witness protectian program whitch puts them maeks them moves
to Orange Town, Texas!!! NOW ITS A BLACK BOY IN A WHITE PERSAN
TOWN!!! how will they be abal to learn to love and live with
each othar and there cultrural crazyness, I don't know!!!
but I got thes emale from an insuidtrstry insidar talking
about teh move:
FROM:
Jarry
SUBJECT: SAVE THELAST DANCE FOR ME, PART
2
Hello
Jeff K., I have some information for you about "Save
the last Dance For Me, Part 2". Lil Bow Wow is exception
in his role as Moon Dancer Jones and is befriended by Kathy
Lee Gifford who is a pie maker that lives in the apartment
he and his dad move to. She teaches him how to do Texas
dances like the two step and line draw, and he combines
his high energy New York breakdancng moves to really "wow"
the Texans. Of course there are people in Texas who disapprove
of such a relationship and the affairs of black people (minorities),
such as Sheriff Frank Racist, who tries to spread maliscious
(sp?) rumors about them and break them up. But love is stronger
than racism and ultimately Lil Bow Wow triumpfs (sp?) in
the dance competition. Kathy Lee Gifford is very convincing
as the pie maker, and Lil Bow Wow's dad (Michael Clark Duncan)
is good too even when you consider his two eyes are made
of plaster.
-
Jarry
PS: where is my Playstation Jeff? You borrowed it last month
and never returned it and my mom is getting angry at me.
AHA!!!!
WOW TAHTS A LOT OF TIPS from an indsutry insidar! I changed
his naem too "Jarry" to protect him from Paramounty
Studios becuase if tehy find out who gaev tips abotu their
movies then they kill yuo!!! I KNEW A DEAD MAN WHO SQUEELED!!!
but thes looks too be teh feelgood sesantaian of 2003, so
yuoll definietely want to save a seat for "Save Teh Last
Dance For Me, Part 2" because it looks liek a vary good
movie! ALSO THERE IS A CAR CHASE AND ONE OF TEH CARS LANDS
IN A MUD PIT, AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GAAA!!!
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