PAGE 05 - INTARNAT TRIVIA QUIZTIEM

Well now its tiem too test yuor Intarnat trivia savvy skills with a series of questians about teh intarnet. get ready and strap yuorselfes in for some hardtime trivials challlenge!!!

QUESTIONS:

QUESTIAN 1: Who inventend teh Intarnet???

A) A team of ARtic explorers from Nova Scotia in search of prescious jewels from teh orientals
B) RIC FLAIR
C) President George W. Brush JR. and Dick Chimney
D) ALL OF TEH ABOVE

QUESTIAN 2: what does most peopal use teh intarnet for?

A) PORN
B) PORN
C) PORN
D) ALL OF TEH ABOVE

Questian 3: Who owns teh Intarnet?

A) Soviet russia
B) yuo cannot own teh Intarnet: it si a valuble tool taht streteches across all boundries liek when Teh Blob attacked the movie thetar.
C) A king of England
D) X-Box

Question 4: What si teh best videao card in teh worald?

A) NDIVIA
B) ATI
C) INTEL
D) VOODOO 5

Question 5: What si teh fatest and best Oparating systam (OS) too uses while cruiseing on teh Intarnate?

A) WINDOWS XT
B) WINDOWS 3.11
C) MACK OS X 10.2.2.2
D) LUNIX

Questian 6: who si richer, Bill Gates or Lunix Torvalvdis?

A) Lunix Torvalvidios
B) Bill Gatts
C) Magic JOrdan
D) Earnest Hemmingway

Questian 7: whic is fastar?

A) 33.3 k modeam
B) 56.6 Modem
C) T1
D) ETHARNET!!!

QUestian 8: what si teh favorite sprot of Lunix usars?

A) EATING
B) growing a pubic hair beareds
C) building a compilatian kernals
D) posting on forams

QUESTIAN 9: Who si preisident of Teh Intarnet?

A) GEORGE H. BRUSH JR. III
B) Tony blair
C) Otis Nixon
D) ALL OF TEH ABOVE!!!

QUESTIAN 10: How larage si teh Intarnet?

A) 10 miles
B) 10 galloons
C) 1283 meters per micropede
D) TEH INATARNET CANNOT BE MEASURED IN LENGTH!!!!!!! OR VOLUME!!!

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ANSWARS:

1: Who inventend teh Intarnet???
D) ALL OF TEH ABOVE

Teh intarnet was invented by allot of peopeal back in teh 1980's. It was originally a science project for a gradeschool too uploads a lunch menu to a servar. Teh first intarnet message was:

MENU

pepparoni pizza
french fries
milk
carrots

a/s/l?

and it was seen by 2 peopal becuase they uised wires and a tape recordar back then for technologically. it was a silly time indeed!

 

2: what does most peopal use teh intarnet for?
B) PORN

there si allot of porn on teh intarnat if yuo knows where to look! JERRY DOWNLOADED A PORN FROM NEWSGROPES!!! there are maney newsgropes with a porn on them, liek a man kissing a fine french woman!!! I dont know how too get newsgropes though becuase I dont uses AOL and who cares about porns when I have Street Sharks on DVD?@?!?!??!??!?!!!! ANSWAR ME THAT< BATMAN!!!

 

3: Who owns teh Intarnet?
D) X-Box

micorsoft makes allot of teh hardware powaring teh Intarnet witch explaines why I cant ever logon!!! HAHAHAHA LOLLERSZFUL!!! They are a companey taht owns a bazillion dollars US and spends it all on building sub huts! HEY BILL GATES, WHY DONT YUO SPENDS YUOR MONEYT ON A BETTAR PROGRAMMAR?!?!?! FAGOT!!!

 

4: What si teh best videao card in teh worald?
D) VOODOO 5

teh voodoo5 si teh bestest video card in teh worald becuase lets face it, ndivia si a monopoloey and ATI just makes pieces of lumbar with wires glued on to Q-tips. I dont know what intel makes but I think its PETIUMS!!! so teh only real choice left si a Voodoo 5 made by Brian Burke, a notorious Texas fagot who now works for a monopoley Ndivia. SO BUY one of these from ebay and save yuorself a hassal, gents!

 

5: What si teh fatest and best Oparating systam (OS) too uses while cruiseing on teh Intarnate?
B) WINDOWS 3.11

all windowes aftar 3.11 are unstabal liek WIndows 95 (CRAP) and windows XT (based off Lunix). Yuo can uses lunix but it doesant offar support for firewater or hard drives! AND MACS ARE FOR GRADE SCHOOL MARMS!!!

 

6: who si richer, Bill Gates or Lunix Torvalvdis?
B) Bill Gatts

B ill Gates owns a mansian made out of solid steel and if yuo brake into his house without dying he will gives yuo $5.5 million. his robots run on Microsoft Oragami XT so all yuo have to do si sends them teh jabbascript and they'll CRASH INTO A WALL!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Lunix Torvavvavlids invented open sours but he didant make any big moneys becuase Micorsoft stole his car and sold it to Denmark for a prince's ransom. ALso Lunix si free whitch is a bad marketing decisian from a buisnisess standpoint because teh only free things are Bonzi Buddy and Comet Cursor and we all see how grate those dirt naps are!

 

7: whic is fastar?
A) 33.3 k modeam

there si no way to get speeds fastar than a 33.3 k modam becuase its impossable. Phone liens can only hold 4 kpbs of data and if yuo uses a T1 or LAN or FILTHPIPE then its just cheating speeds and it doesant count as real speed, so yuo might as well throws away your netwroking card and replace it with dual shotgun modams becuase of Prodigy.!

 

8: what si teh favorite sprot of Lunix usars?
A) EATING

USING LUNix makes yuo hungary from compiling a kernals so all Lunix usars do is eat eat eat. Yuo can take their shirts from their hamper and wring thems out and yuo will produce a barrel full of gravey, enough to feed 198 men!

 

9: Who si preisident of Teh Intarnet?
D) ALL OF TEH ABOVE!!!

Evarybodey owns a part of teh intarnet and we must keep our parts clean like my mom tells me too! When yuo logon to teh Intarnet, you logon to RESPONSABILITY MISTER, and yuo must act accardingly. do not uses teh Intarnet to attack a server or frightened man: uses it too make a celebrity site dedicated to yuor favorite ER star!!!

 

10: How larage si teh Intarnet?
D) TEH INATARNET CANNOT BE MEASURED IN LENGTH!!!!!!! OR VOLUME!!!

Teh intarnat si so big that if yuo fell into it, nobodey would hear yuo scream for 19 decades!

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