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TEH
REDARS OF X-ENTERTANMINT ARE DUMBIES!!!
BY
JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!
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RECENTLY I puts my MAGIC too teh test and haX0red anothar
victem, I HAX0RED X-ENTARTINMENT becuase Jerry saids
there were JI Joes there and WTF who writes abotu JI
JOES???? so i HaX)RED teh paeg and oh no, soon I gots
angary emales from X-Entartanment readars who were made
that they couldant read about Cobra FAGOTMANDAR hahhahahahahah!
his real name was "COBRA COMANDAR" but I changed
it and tahts why its funny!!! hahahahaha/ so hear are
teh lettars dumby X-Entairtainmint readars sends me!
what FAT HATS!!!1
Hear
si teh regulare page (it si nonhaX0red now, I gave
it back)
Hear
is my hAX0RED VERSIAN OF TEH PAGE! I saved it for
hattrician.org 1it was a wrok of arT!
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HEAR
COMES TEH PARADE OF FAGOTS, GET READY GENTELMEN!!!
FROM:
Mark Freeman
Subject: You are a Moron.
You
are a Moron. I hope that you can understand my message,
given its lack of randomized capital letters, proper
grammar, and correct spelling.
But
you, Mr. K, are a moron.
Of
course, you'll probobly laugh at me in an egotistical
little mood. But, I hope you know, that you are a
moron. It is people like you that show us what is
truly wrong with society today. People like you that
cause shows like Roseanne and the Power Rangers to
stay on the air.
Suffice
it to say, anyone with half a brain can plainly see
that you are a moron.
And
it makes me angry when I think of the fact that the
human race can produce bits of genetic refuse such
as yourself.
In
any case, there's my rant. I hope that I didn't use
too many big words to describe your utter, blatant,
and hopeless stupidity.
So
there you are, a Moron.
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WOW THANKS FOR
TEH EMALE PROFESSOR SMARTY pockets!!! yuo sure cleared up
populare misconceptians with yuor vary inteligent emale you
sends too me. yuo are obviousley a vary inteligent man because
YUO USE CORECT GRAMMAR!!! AND SPELING!!! I will submite yuor
emale to "TEH EMALE HALL OF FAME AWARDS" becuase
yuo use grammar and CORRECT SPELING so well yuo should win
a prize of haveing anothar littal man shoved into yuor butt.
EMALE
HALL OF FAME AWARD GOES TO:
MARK FREEMAN
AWARD
IN TEH FIELD OF EMAIL EXCELENCE AND DUMBYNESS
IN CONCLUSION,
I HOEP YUOR BOSS AT BUGER KING READS YUOR SMARTY LETTAR AND
DECIDES TOO PROMOTE YUO AND LET YUO WORK TEH FRENCH FRY MACHENE
BECUASE, HEY MISTER SMARTY PROFESOR, YUO DESERVE IT!!!
So there yuo are,
a hero to DUMBIES EVARYWHERE!!! GO GO GO GO back to teh Retard
Farm
FROM:
ladeda@888.nu
Subject: Are you foriegn or illiterate?
So
I see you swiped x-e. Point of this was? Just to point
out though, any kid who refers to winnuke...is FAR
from a hacker. It's even harder to take you seriosly
when you can't spell for your life. And seriosly...what's
with your webpage? I've seen better geocities pages
than this. And wtf are you doing posting your picture
up??? Not only that but your on a free page with your
information on it. Man, you're a thick one... By the
way, I'd get off win as soon as possible. And look
into a proxy.
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i am not "FAR
FROM A HAX0R" excepts when I get hit in teh head with
a bat and haev an out of bodey experiance liek a year ago
when Jerry hit me with teh bat and I floated around and saw
a bright light and a big tunnel and there was sound at teh
end of the tunnel and it saids "COME TO TEH LIGHT, JEFF
COME TOO TEH LIGHT" and I did but then I got there and
it was just Jerry's FAT WHORE MOM looking at teh refrigerator
light so I left.
It's even
harder to take you seriosly when you can't spell for your
life. And seriosly...what's with your webpage?
AND "SERIOSLY"
DID YUO BUY YOUR DICTONAREY AT A CRACKHOUSE
YUO STUPED SLOBBERGOAT?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHahahahha
fariey
BWWAAAAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!
I THINK YUOR SIET
WAS ALREADY HAX0RED BY A BLINDED 9 YEAR OLD WITH A DISEASE
THAT MAEKS HIS BRAIN STUPED!!! If somebodey haX0red yuor siet
maybe it would be less crappey because yuo cant design paegs!
or mayeb yuo made yuor site by sumoning teh HTAML OGRE who
smashes random keys and maeks ugley crap. "RAWWWWR I
AM TEH HTAML OGRE AND I LIKE ANAMATED GIFS AND GEOCITYES BECAUSE
I AM A MONSTAR!!! RAWWR"
BUT NICE LIGHTING,
I LIEK ALL TEH LIGHTNING AND ANAMATED PICTARS its vary pritty
and I allso assume yuo haev no eyeballs too.
FROM:
cbuell1
Subject: X-Entertainment
So
you think that you are cool because you can hack into
other people's sites. Well I hope that you are happy
with yourslef, because you have ruined a decent site
and broken a federal law as it is. To keep going,
you seem to like calling everybody else "faggots",
which in case you didn't know is a derogatory term
for homosexuals, and using that term can put you in
violation of the federal hate crime laws. I also imagine
that if you spend all your time hacking or, "haxoring"
as you call it, that you yourslef don't have a girlfriend,
well except for the porn that you downloaded from
the internet and your left hand. You probably know
that I am going to ask you to leave the site and give
the page back to those people who work on it and use
it. Also, I have found that you have not completely
"haxored" the site, there are ways to get to the other
sites, you have only "haxored" the home page. I hope
you will do what is right.
~CNB
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who si "yourslef"???
Is he from PAKISTAN or MALASIA? what a crazzey foregn man!
but ples dont reports taht too teh FIBI becuase I dont want
too breaks HAT CRIME LAWS!!! NO I WILL GO TOO JAIL and see
yuor dad who will hit on me but I will say no becuase I only
liek Sarah!!!
PS: yuo haev intellectigence
of CAT HAIRBALLS!!! hahahahahhahahaha yuo MANTURNIP!
FROM:
Inan6281@aol.com
Subject: hey
you're
a dumb bitch, and you can't spell. do yourself a favor,
set yourself and your trailor home on fire. peace,
Ian
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DEAR AOL,
dont let yuor dumb
usars send emale too anybody. anywhere. evar.
SINCERLY
JEFF K!!!!
FROM:
Dane Bowling
Subject: you're a dickhead
You
are a fucking asshole. Learn how to spell, and leave
x-e alone, shitface. If I knew where you lived, I
would kick your fucking ass. I've already reported
you to the FBI, asshole. Go fuck yourself and rot
in hell.
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GRRAGAGAGAGAGA!!!!
Oh no, teh FIBI si knocking on my door right now! QUICK HIDE
TEH LUNIX!!!
oh wait it was
not teh FIBI it was yuor mothar she saids she wants MOER LOVING
FROM ME!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! SHE SAIDS SHE CALLS ME "SUGARKISS"
and she said yuo get beatan up by pupets at teh MALL! HAHA
YUO GET BEATAN UP BY MALL PUPPETS, WAY TOO GO
i had sex with
yuor mom and thats an INSULT TO YUO!!!! ahhahahhahaahaha mall
pupets!!!!1
MALL
PUPPETS!!!!.
MALL
PUPPETS!!!
FROM:
Tuor311775@aol.com
Subject: (NO SUBJECT)
SUCK
MY ASS, YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YOU CAN'T
EVEN SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH OR ELSE YOU DO NOT KNOW
HOW TO FUCKING SPELL, EITHER WAY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!
YOU'RE A FUCKING LITTLE SMUG ASS PRIC BECAUSE YOU
TRASHED ONE SHITTY GODDAMN SITE, WELL EAT SHIT, YOU
FUCKING LOW BROW RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear AOL,
pleas stop handing
out FREE AOL CDS to peopal on teh RETARD FARM and let them
go back too eating checker pieces and drolling.
SINCERELEY,
JEFF K!!!!!!
FROM:
William T
Sullivan
Subject: you
I
don't know who you or your kind is, but I tried to
access a web site that you apparently hacked. I was
intrigued by your foolish ramblings. It's difficult
to imagine someone with as limited an intillect as
yours could possibly figure anything out, but I guess
people that are friendless and don't ever spend time
worrying about things like getting laid have a lot
of time on thier hands. It doesn't really matter that
you hacked the site, because I'm sure it will be back
around eventually. Oh, by the way, I don't know who
"Jerry" is, but you sure have some kind of homoerotic
fixation on him. Tah tah, douchbag.
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WOW
"It's
difficult to imagine someone with as limited an intillect
as yours"
NICE SPELING, sargent!
I guess yuo are a smartey man too liek MARK FREEMAN WHO
WINS MAJOR AWARDES FOR HIS ELEGENT EMALES!!!! Now pleas
stop emaling me and get back to yuor Geocitys paeg whitch
lists all teh Flintstones episodes and yuor EROTIC POEMS about
Barney Rubbal's butt.
FROM:
Thegreat1akame@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
Are
you really that stupid? Can you not spell? Or is that
some cool new thing? See I think if you hack the aol
ppl connection THAT would be funny. But the thing
with x-e was pointless. See I am starting to hack.
so any tips, besides get off this fucking aol, this
thing is a piece. Tell you what Jeff your're cool
engugh, you leave me and x-e alone and I won't let
my father and grandpa, who are both FBI members, know
about your little escapades. Deal? cool. Later.
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DEAR AOL
Pleas stop recruiting
dumb FIBI agents who pass teh "STUPED GENE" too
there kids. and ples tell Thegreat1akame@aol.com
that his dad and granmpa should hit him with car engine belts
more. He needs moer beateings so he stops writeing crap liek
thes:
"Tell
you what Jeff your're cool engugh"
WFT IS ENGUGH?!?!?!??!
PS: ENGUGH
ENGUGH ENGUGH ENGUGH
THANK YUO,
JEFFF K!!!!!!
ENGUGH!
FROM:
NtChpmn@aol.com
Subject: dick
u
r a fuckin wanker and if i find out who u r then ill
fuckin do u over come to england and fight me yanky
twat
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DEAR AOL
dont let any moer
AOL accounts go too peopal in England. they cannot use emale
correct yet and lack BASIC COMUNICATIAN SKILLS! And they talk
about "yanky their twat" whitch means I dont know
what taht means but I think it means they haev both penises
and vaginas and they masterbate allot. Maybe yuo can say in
yuor prescriptian policy, "NO AOL USARS CAN BE ENGLAND
PEOPAL WITH PENISES AND VAGINAS" and then nobodey from
Englad would sign up and "OH GOD SAEV TEH QUEEN"
or whatevar, haha, teh queen si a ROYAL FATHEAD!!!! haha queen
FATHEAD/
Sincerrely,
JEFF K!!!!!!
FROM:
DayintheLife1984@aol.com
Subject: wow.
I'm
amazed by your hacking skills. Now that you're done
wasting valuable space on the internet, by a dictionary,
get "paint" to work properly so it lines up, and then
try again. I really like, though, how you put your
name all over everything, so Matt can have you arrested
or sued.
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WFT
DOSE EVARYBODEY ON X-ENTERTANMENT USE AOL?!?!?!?!??!
"HELO I READS
X-ENTIRTANMENT AND WHY YES I DO HAVE MAIL AND I WOULD LIEK
TO SENDS PHOTOS OF MY KID RIDING A CARROSEL TO GRANDMA BECUASE
OH NO GRANDMA'S DEAD WHY DID YUO KILL GRANDMA AOL AND I HAVE
40 FREE HOURS A MONTH TO READ ABOUT BUCKY TEH VANPIRE SLAYAR!!!!
THANK YUO AOL FOR LETING ME READ X-ENTARTANMENT TOO"
please dont arest
me Matt or sue me becuase all I own is Juicy Juice boxes and
Greg Kite basketball cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
ENGUGH1
FROM:
Sean P'Donnell
Subject: (no subject)
Learn
how to spell you stupid shit and give x-e their site
back..you stupid fucking yankee redneck
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OH NO anothar England
person si mean too me "SEAN P' DONNELL" who
cant spel "O' DONNELL" right! AHOY ENGLAND MAYEB
YUO SHOULD BUILD SOEM SCHOOLS INSTEADS OF SPENDING ALL YUOR
MONEY ON soccer games or football or fragotball or whatevar
yuo call it ovar there and OH YES, GOD SAVE TEH QUEEN FROM
EATING FRENCH FRIES NONSTOP hahahahahhahHAHAHAHAH
I GOT MOer emales
too but Im not going to copy and paste them hear because I
am sick of reading emale from AOL USARS because quite frankely
there dumbyer than a bucket of hair
TEH END
JEFF
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
click hear too visits my webseit (MY
WEBSIET)
EMALE ME HEAR:
I MEAN HEAR SORREY
I
MEAN HEAR oops ENGUGH!!!!!!
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