INTARVIEW WITH CHARLIE WIEDER OF DUKE NUKAM: FOREVAR! by JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okey, look, i have once againe gottan exclusive intartviews with big fameous gameing industry people!!!! today I haev Charlie Weider, and he maeks maps for Duke Nukam 4: Duke Nukam Forevar! i dont know if he si bettar than Crispan Antcow tho. i guess well see whenevar Duke 4 comes out, HUH??? Charlie was vary rude at times, but he si undar a lot of pressare I think, so dont be hard on him. plus he didant answar any of my questians, so maeybe he is just a jerk. BUT thats okey becuase Duke Nukam looks to be teh feelgood experience of 2000 (or whatever year it comes out)!!! THIS IS PAGE 4!!!

JEFFK: but then i heared i made john romero cry so i stoped, he has pritty hair like apony Wieder: I think he was just joking. He didn't ever nuke you did he? JEFFK: I DONT KNOW, HE WAS ON TEH SERVAR AND THEN MY AOL DISCONNCETED> I THINK HE CHEATED Wieder: He made the game, so of course he cheated. We make it so we can cheat. JEFFK: i knew it!!! Wieder: Oh. I wasn't supposed to say that. JEFFK: I HAVE SCOOPED INSCITE MAGAZINE!!! NOW I NEED PICTARES OF BOOBS Wieder: There, you've got your exclusive. JEFFK: pleas send me porn so i can beat inscite magazine. "SWIMSUIT MODALS LIKE DUKE NUKAM 4" "HELO, I AM FAMOUS SWIMSUIT MODAL I PLAY DUKE NUAKAM 4" Wieder: We have swimsuit models visiting us every day. JEFFK: that will be nice charlie. i will get moneys for my site!!! THEN i will sell my siet to STOMPED !# THEY BUY ANYTHING!!!! can i beta test ythough? Wieder: Only if you pose as a stripper in the game. JEFFK: OKEY!! Wieder: Hmmm... What have I gotten myself into!?!? JEFFK: YAY I WILL TELL MY FRIENDS ON INSTANT MESSANGER NOW! THANK YUO CARHLIE Wieder: Umm... I have to go now. JEFFK: I AM SO HAPPY THANK YUO BYE BYE THANK YUO!!! THANK YUO CHARLIES HOORAYE THE END THANK YUO FOR READEING MY INTARVIEW, NOW CLICK HEAR TO SEE MY NICE HOEMPAGE I BUILT WHICH I WILL GET PAID A LOT OF MONEYS FOR SOMEDAY