HOW TO OVERCLOAK YUOR COMPUTAR TOO MAKES IT FASTAR (HIGHLY TECHNICALL ARTICAL WORTHeY OF PRAISE)

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BY JEFF K!!!!1

CHAPTAR ONE: PARTS OF YUOR COMPUTAR

full diagrem of yuor computar

CPU: this is teh motharboard of yuor computar. It does additian, substraction, multiplication, and word hunt. yuo can buy either pentium or Intel. Or AMD, but AMD CPUS dont work with anything and maek yuor computar break and get BOSD (i dont know what that means). and ther si Cyrex too, but they were shut down becuase they only sold one chip in 20 years and none of there employeees wash there hands aftar useing teh bathroom. , the CPU is how fast yuor computar is, and here is how they ran\k:

66 - slow
125 - less slow
200 - moderateyl slow
400 - medium
500 - kind of fast
450 - fastar
600 - bettar more fast
760 - FASTA
800 - vary fast
1000 - SUPAR FAST! COOKING WITH FIRE!!!

benchmartck 540:23A - CPU speds

so if yuo wants a battar computar that si fastar, buy a bigger number CPU modal. The number means how maney chips it has. so 1000 mhz CPU means it has 1000 chips. it must weigh a LOT, BUT THATS WHAT YUO GET WITH A VARY HIGH QUALEITY PRODUCT YUO KNOW. MANY CHIPS// ps: chips dosent mean like potatoe chips, its differant.

RAM: this is mammory. when yuor computar si on, it needs to shoot data from CPU to monitar, fastar than speed opf light! yuo cannot see data move from CPU to monitar becuase yuo need special data glasses. I will sell them to yuo for 50 dolars money. the more RAM yuo haev, more data can be sent to yuor monitar. if yuo have no RAM, yuor monitar wont work probly.

SMARTY HARDWEAR WIZZARD NOAH SEZ: "MOER RAM = MORE AOL. YOUVE GOT RAM!!"

MONITAR: yuor screen. it translates data into pictares. when data si sent out from CPU to RAM to MONITOAR, it si just numbars 1 and 0 and 1.5 and 2 ("2" means error). teh monitar changes that data into things yuo can see like pictares of cabbage and solitairee game and emale. here si an anamated pictare of what hapens to teh datta:

SMARTY HARDWEAR WIZZARD NOAH SEZ: "get a biggar monitar if yuor old! old people see like soem kind of shit!"

MOTHARBOARED: this si used too hold yuor CPU and RAM in place. if yuo dont haev one, the pieces fall to teh bottom of yuor computar and it rattles.then yuo look like AN ASS. its like a big piece of wood with buttons.

HARD DRIVED: stores yuor perminant informatian on here liek games and warez and appz and mp3z and prorn. BUT NOT PRORN becuase thats ilegal. yuo can store grandmas phone numbar and pictares of DOLPH LUNDGREEN. I AM NOT GAY AND I AM NOT A FAGOT BUT THAT GUYS GOT MUSCALES AND IF I WAS A WOMAN ID WANT TOO DATE HIM BUT IM NOT GAY SO DONT SAY THAT I AM DAMMIT . he's hansdome for a man, thats all.

SMARTY HARDWEAR WIZZARD NOAH SEZ: "i haev a lardge hard drived for storeing qualeity EPIC GAMES liek unreale tournamint... IN TEH RECYCLING BIN!!!!!"

CDROM: plays music from cds. soem game companies haev figured out how too turn music into games and the CDROM reads the music and turns it into a gaem. these are callled "CD-ROM" which stands for "CD - Really Our Music". its vary techical makeing games on CD becuase yuo have to know how too transalate music into games. each note means "DATA". for example, A sharp means "TRANSFORM AND LIGHTING" and B flat means "3D MONSTAR". so yuo have to know it all.

DVD ROM: I dont know I think its netscape

so those are teh parts of yuor computar. yuo should famalaiarize yuorself with them NOW. do not touch any parts though because they can shocks yuo. EVEN WHEN YUOR COMPUTAR IS OFF!!!! electtircity is stored inside teh cirtuits and shoots around like littal retards until yuo touch them and then yuo have electricityey inside yuo!!! and then it runs around inside of yuo, shocking yuor inside body parts until yuo die, then it goes into teh coffen, then the ground, and then it electrocutes trees and when it rains trees shots teh electrciity into the clouds who shots it back as lightening and the lightening goes into power plants and they powar plants turns lighteningning into electricitey and shoots it into compuatrs AND TEH CYCAL OF LIFE CONTINUES1111111

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