Intrdocution: I tlaked to thees two chuckal bugses about thaer new game TOMMARROWWWIND which is a rollplayning game witch lets you lives anothar lives explorea nother wolrd!!111 and I am not looking forword to teh calamity of its rallease!!@" They were vary arguamental in the intarview and I had to head thigns off at the pass! They convincad Wonder Woman to do a voice in their game! OH GOOD WORKS GUYS THE FIREWORKS ARE EXPLODING OVERHED AT THSI ACCOMPLSHMENT!!!1 I am ni a tizzy!
- BY JEFFK!!!!!!!!!!!!11
JEFFK: Can you get fat in thes game? Cyclopses gain powars from their tummies and if I cant get fat I feel robbed and cheeted already. Life another life indeed sirs!
Todd: Umm. There’s actually a musical instrument in the game called the “Fat Lute”.
JEFFK: HAR HAR Go Back to EVARQUESt and have a seet by the magci boat Fagort.
Pete: Yes, your character can get fat. All cyclopses in Morrowind get fat. If yours doesn't, you aren't doing it right. Try blinking less.
JEFFK: Jerry told me to ask yuo if yuo can jump up a man's butt in this game. I'm not going to ask you that, since yuo are such buddies with him and all.
JEFFK: No but he played Kung-Li and cried when I beat him ten times in a row in Straight Figther 2: Ultra Combo Praade.
Todd: Speaking of which, when is someone going to redo Karate Champ? Still the best fighting game.
JEFFK: Thanks for ruinang a prefectly good topic Toadd. I read in a stupid magaznie a powerful editor si included!1!? Can I use that to maek my clycops fat and powerful?
Pete: By all means. We look forward to seeing your handiwork. If you aren't able to, you're not doing it right. Perhaps more practice with Mr. Sun would help.
Todd: Our editor is just one big-super-complicated-cheat-code, so yes.
JEFFK: Cheatters nevar win!1 Yuor attitude is in a sorray state and I am glad to be done with this affair! Do yuo want to give TRL shutouts to any fans or teh doaps who buy this game?
Pete: For anyone who buys the game, we want them to know that Something Awful is our official source for Morrowind misinformation. If you're having trouble with the game, please don't hesitate not to ask JeffK for help. And if you see Jerry in an online game, whack him with your sword. Or shoot him. Either way.
Todd: Yeh, this is a shout out to the Maryland State Law Enforcement, “Get me out of here!”
JEFFK: You both eat booggers and I did not enjoay this at all.
Pete: Frankly, we're starting to wonder about Jerry a little. Has he ever actually talked with a girl, or even talked about a girl? And what's with the pith helmet?
