WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing. INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN
TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!" |
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JEFF K.!!!!! - Why cant yuo just maek a deal with her too stops being evil? liek give her a dollar to stop being a Nazzi lightening fat woman.
JEFF K.!!!!! - oh yeah, its probly illegial. Is she liek a boss who runs around liek crazy person for 5 minutes and yuo shots her 6000 times and she starts flashing red and moveing fastar? and fastar?
JEFF K.!!!!! - Kind of dumb powars if yuo asks me!!! why cant she just get them from powar socket in wall?
JEFF K.!!!!! - OH OKEY! I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHAR!!!! so how maney tiems do yuo haev too shoots her until she dies?
JEFF K.!!!!! - yuo throws yuor brain at her?!?!? put it on teh chair first and then assault with BRAINCHAIR ATTACK??
JEFF K.!!!!! - WOW I am a true jornualist!!! Teh techaer in my joruanlism class saids I would nevar be a good writer and I would end up in prisson liek my mom but WHOS LAUGHING NOW!?!?! HUH MR. STEVONITZ?!?!?!? hahahaha (me Im laughing now!!!)
JEFF K.!!!!! - OEKkeys! well i thinks yuo haev give me enough informatian too haevs my intarview posted on BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSHARK but not eval avatar becuase thats guys stuped if yuo ask me.
JEFF K.!!!!! - Eval Avatear = KING DUMBO GOOD! Now yuo can go back to washing Ardrian Cramack's car or his butt or whatevar
JEFF K.!!!!! - thank yuos very much for teh intarview, Charlie Weiderhold, and good luck with Duke Nukam Forevar!
JEFF K.!!!!! - NO BEFORE! SO I CAN GETS EXSLUCIVE REVIEWS!!! scoop IGN or whataver.
JEFF K.!!!!! - and sign it "JOHN CARMACK" too! Not yuor naem because I wants it too increse in value pleas!
JEFF K.!!!!! - THANKS !!!!!! BYE BYE GOOD LUCKS!1 GRABUALSA!! |