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| CLIFFRY,
will yuo win teh swimsuit compitian? PROBLY NOT |
CliffyB:
Hmmm you seem obsessed with Fagots. What's the deal?
JEFF
K: THIS INATARVIEW IS ABOUT YOU SIR< DONT TRY TO TURN TEH TABLES
ON ME
QUESTION
109: WHO IS BUYING YUOR VARY LACKING-IN-QUALEITY GAME IENGINE, SIR?
becuase monolith sells there engines for $5 each. I BOUGHT 17 of
Them
MY
MOMS CAR IS FULL OF MONOLIETHETECH ENGINES
CliffyB:
Hey, tons of people license our engine. Today another game from EA
based on a Clive Barker license was announced to be shown at e3.
JEFF
K: which si a bettar game: Corridar 7 or Wacky Wheels?
CliffyB:
I'd have to say Wacky Wheels, as those wheels were just too wacky
for me.
JEFF
K: YOU ARE CORRECT HERES WHAT YUO WIN:
nothing!
HAHA IT WAS S TRICK
CliffyB:
fagot
JEFF
K: if yuo were standred on a dessert island with a bus, where wuold
yuo drive teh bus too and what food would yuo eat???!?!>@>
CliffyB:
I wouldn't be able to drive much of anywhere as it would be a desert
island. I'd eat kiwi fruit with Jennifer Lopez in the meantime, though.
(as I'd be stranded with her.)
JEFF
K: who is she? LIKE LARA CRAFT?
CliffyB:
She's like Lara Croft but Latina and she has a nice butt.
lol
you're a wuss
JEFF
K: CLIFF YUOP ARE GETING ON MY NERVES WITH YOUR CONFRONTATATIONAL
ATTITUDE SIR
CliffyB:
lol CAPS LOCK ALERT!
JEFF
K: okey shut up now
I
have a microphone and I baughts from Radio Shacke and a warez copy
of Rebirth, can i PLEAS do teh sounds and mucsic for Unreale 2???
It will be techno music an has clips from south park (BEST SHO W
EVAR) and the sounds of "OH NO YUO KILLED KENNY, YOU BASTARD!"!!!
i will work cheap ($100,000 a year)
CliffyB:
Hmmm send me samples of your work and a picture of your sister and
we might be able to negotiate something!
JEFF
K: I DONT HAVE A SIStar, but i have a brothar, so that would prbably
work out bettar for yuo HAHAHAHAAAA
CliffyB:
no way
you're
the fagot
ok I'll
0wn j00 in q3 sometime
JEFF
K: HELO, I AM CLIGFF BLISKNINSKI AND I MAKE UNREALE TOURNAMINT
yuor
snot gun was scary ooooooohhhhhh no, boogers around my falag!!!
WHAT DO I DO??
NICE
SNOT GUN, GENTS
CliffyB:
I would spank you like a red haired stepchild in any deathmatch in
any game!
JEFF
K: NOt BLOOD 2
I
cant palay games online, I USE AOL
CliffyB:
okay okay the cows are mooing.
JEFF
K: okey cliggy, thanks for yuor intarview BYE FAG
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