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Another
shot of the map in action.
Can you feel the excitement?
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AT
A GLANCE: It's a 50-foot
wide box of pure vomit.
DESCRIPTION:
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THE
MAP: You're in a small
box. There are flags on each
side, and a wooden pole in
the middle. That is all. That's
it. There are no other items,
weapons, health, or anything
in the map. All of the texturing
is done with the wooden set,
so you feel as if you're trapped
in a crate the entire fucking
time.
GAMEPLAY:
A successful cap requires
you to not only be able to
run forward, but turn around
and run back where you came
from. If you have mastered
both these skills, you will
be able to ace this map and
probably have the necessary
skills to obtain a high ranking
position at the local post
office.
FUN
FACTOR: It's quite fun
until once the map has loaded.
Then it begins to suck and
you start seeing the faces
of daemons float before your
bloodshot eyes.
THE
BOTTOM LINE: The smallest
map in the world ensures one
of the shortest map reviews
I have ever done. This is
a good thing, because I'd
rather be cleaning the bathtub
with my penis than play this
again. This map ranks up there
with covering myself with
bacon grease and hanging around
outside the Weight Watchers
gym next door.
-
Cranky
Steve
