Vinnie "The Wart" Descalucia. Back in his glory days (which was around the 1920's I think), Vinnie ran a big extortion racket in South Appleton. He'd threaten to hang around outside a business with a sign "WASH ME WITH YOUR TONGUE JUICE, 50 CENTS" if the business didn't give him enough cash to afford those ear implants he lusted after. As you can tell, the racket was an incredible success.

MC Closet. He just came out!

Alvin Maynerdson. The old bastard borrowed my pruning shears one day and never returned them. To get back at him, I had sex with his daughter. She was lousy in bed.

Okay, joke's over, take off the masks.

HEYYYY BABY! I'M USING THE COMPUTER! ACES! IT'S COOL TO USE THE COMPUTER! CIAO! HERE'S LOOKING AT CHA, BABY! WHO LOVES YA, DOLL? PUNCH ME UP SOME FIGURES!

Mmm, please pass the troll.