"Mah parents dropped me off at this rest stop... in 1979! Won't ya please take me back with ya?"

Go! You can do it, Commander Dork! Get the power up and win the game!

"GIRLS ARE ICKY! I HOPE SHE DOESNT READ ALL THE LETTERS I WROTE TO JODIE FOSTER."

Won't mom be so proud when she finds out she raised two retards.

Oh no, Angus McFat is here to solve crimes! She / He / It has a blue mask painted on because the entire cloth industry would go broke trying to make something that would wrap around that huge head. Sorry about the size of the picture, but in case you haven't noticed, that thing is very, very, very large.

By night Greg Robbins is a DJ! By day he fights off the tarantula which has fallen on his head.