Squinty Santa attempts to jam his hand up some screeching bastard's ass to use him as a human dummy. You may get a few laughs from this, but you'll also get 5-10 in the local penitentiary you bleached crock of cat vomit.

Okay my phone is definitely ringing now, I thought it was ringing before but it turns out it wasn't but I swear to god I hear that fucking thing ringing now so I'm going to answer it, hold on a second

Welcome to the Internet, I am Hotpecs203 and I download fun!

DANCE! DANCE YOUR FLESHY SKULLS OFF YOU DISGUSTING HAGS! EVERYBODY DANCES FOR THE PUPPETMASTER! DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY YOU FOOLS! THE PUPPETMASTER CONTROLS THIS DANCE FLOOR OF THE DAMNED!!!

THEY CALL ME SPACE ACE BECAUSE MY ASS CAN HOLD AN ENTIRE SHUTTLE!

Beware the rodeo, the mules kick back.