Haha, she signals "raise the roof" cause otherwise that fat ass ain't gettin' inside! Haha!

PS: Before any of you idiots write in and ask me how I know she's "Raising the roof", I watched Jenny Jones the other day so I know this crap, okay?

The Red Ranger demands pants!

Oh no! Somebody spotted Eric Sanderson logged into www.sexmanpenis.com! And no, I just made that site up, so if you even DARE accuse me of looking at crap like that I'm going to hunt you down and dump you into a kiddie pool full of concrete.

Ugh, I guess we found the person they modeled that mask in "Scream" after. Yikes.