LORD ACNE ELF COMMANDS YOU TO ROLL THE 20-SIDED DIE TO SEE IF YOU SURVIVED THE WHITE TRASH MOUSTACHE ATTACK!

Patty Ferginson prepares her favorite beverage, Creme De La Can. It's an eloquent mixture of wet cardboard, rotting meat, and key parts of her "missing" husband.

HELLO LADIES!!!

Ben Margrit goes boar hunting in his own livingroom. He was later arrested for the murder of his parents and 20-megaton sister, the Margrit Menace.

"Whassssuuupp?"

Your cholesterol level, you rancid tub of filth.

I HAVE DEFEATED GRANDMA IN COMBAT