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CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES THESE PEOPLE:
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CONTENT:


Wow, I Met Cliff!
Cliff Hates You All
Cliff is Furious
Cliff Does NOT Have a Drinking Problem
A Cliff Christmas Story
More About Cliff
Game: "Yablonski Tournament"
Game: "Schmuck Hunt"

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Enoch Yablonski: "ANGRY ERNIE 'THE TUB' MCCLAIRE SHOWS OFF HIS SENSITIVE SIDE AFTER I GRABBED A HANDFUL OF HIS CHEST HAIR AND RIPPED IT OUT LIKE WEEDS FROM MY GARDEN, THE GARDEN THAT HAS BEEN FUCKED UP FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS, I CAN'T KILL ALL THAT GODDAMN CRABGRASS GROWING IN THERE, IT KEEPS SPAWNING ITSELF OVER AND OVER LIKE THOSE BALDWIN PEOPLE ON TV MOVIES, I'M ABOUT TO TORCH THE ENTIRE PLACE AND JUST CALL THE INSURANCE FUCKS."

Enoch Yablonski: "THIS EGGPLANT HEADED GUMDROP OF FLESH WORKS IN THE-

WELL WELL WELL, CLIFF, YOU ACTUALLY CAME! NICE OF YOU TO BREAK IN MY SCREENDOOR WITH MY OWN MAILBOX, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE BILL FOR THIS FIRST THING NEXT WEEK YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! NOW LETS G

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UglyCat: "RRAAAAWWWWRRRR!!! Hey, what the hell are you two retired retards doing? You'd better not be doing any of that crazy shit that will end up giving you a Jerry Springer episode entirely dedicated to you manshovel romance! ROOOWWWWRRRR!!!"

UglyCat: "ROOOWWWWWRRRR!!! Yo grandpa, look at what a fine and model citizen your boy and / or girl is growing up to become! He'll have a job making those cherry turnovers at Arby's in no time! You really spawned some winners there, you old fuck!!! RRRRAAWWWWWWRRRR!!!"

UglyCat: "RROOWWWWWWRRRR!!! Okay Cliff and whatever the hell your braindead brother is named, screw you both, I hope you both fell into the industrial wastewater treatment plant so they can grind up your flabby aging tubs of mummy and turn you into hotdogs! So long, shitheads! ROOOWWWWRRRR!!!"

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