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Enoch Yablonski: "LOOKS
LIKE THE BEASTS SWIMMING IN LAKE MEATSHORES ARE
GETTING MORE AND MORE VILE, THAT FISH IS GONNA
HAVE TO THROW OL' BUTTERBALLERINA THERE BACK INTO
THE LAKE BEFORE THE GAME WARDEN CATCHES IT."
UglyCat:
"RROOWWWWWWRRRR!!!
That fish has got the sucking power of your junior-high-school-comments
about these photos, you halfwit hog humping corpsical!
ROOOWWWWRRRR!!!"
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Enoch Yablonski: "OKAY
LISTEN UP YOU STUPID GODDAMN MUTANT FERRET, IF
YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OFF MY MOTHERSCRATCHIN'
WEBSCREEN, I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND USE YOUR
TAILBONE TO CLEAN OUT MY GUTTER!"
UglyCat:
"RRRRROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!!
I sure wouldn't want to piss you off, hagbag!
I'd be afraid you'd somehow wedge yourself out
of your wheelchair and all those goddamn boils
on your ass would explode and flood the town with
your rotten assjuice! RRROOOWWWRRRRR!!!"
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Enoch Yablonski: "OKAY,
I THINK I LOCKED OUT THAT GENETIC ZOO FREAK FROM
MY COMPUTER WEBSCREEN MACHINE, NOW WHERE WAS I,
OH YEAH, THIS IS A PHOTO OF SOME SUMPPUMP THAT TRIED
TO SHORTCHANGE ME AT THE COSTCO, I BEAT HIM IN THE
HEAD WITH A FROZEN HAM UNTIL HE STARTED SPITTING
UP BLOOD AND WHAT I THINK WAS SEMEN, BUT UNLIKE
MY BROTHER CLIFF, I DIDN'T STICK AROUND TO SAMPLE
IT, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME CLIFF WAS
CAUGHT TRYING TO STEAL BACON FROM SOME SENIOR CITIZEN'S
HONDA?" |
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Enoch Yablonski: "STORE
YOUR PRECIOUS BELONGINGS IN THE HUMAN LOCKER,
AL HARRINGTON, WHO ALSO DOUBLES AS A MEAT BRIDGE
DURING THE TOUGH TIMES WHEN YOU GOTTA-"
UglyCat:
"RRRRROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!!
What the hell did you just do to my keyboard,
you elderly asshole? Whatever you did, I fixed
it, and now I'm gonna piss liquid venom acid into
your clawed-out, empty eye sockets! ROOOWWWWRRR!!!!"
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Enoch Yablonski: "SPEAKING
OF ASSHOLES, THIS GUY'S GOT AT LEAST AN ENTIRE
FAST FOOD RESTAURANT CHAIN LODGED UP HIS BLOATED
PANCAKE ASS!"
UglyCat:
"RRRRROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!!
Fuck you, Enoch! That wasn't even nearly funny!
ROOOWWWWRRR!!!!"
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Enoch Yablonski: "GLAD
BAG VADER USES 'THE FORCE' TO FORCE HIS BULGING
MASS OF FLAB OFF HIS SUICIDAL COUCH AND PROPEL
HIMSELF INTO-"
UglyCat:
"RAAAAOOWWWRRR!!!!!!
Enoch drinks his own piss! It's true, I saw
him do it when he thought I wasn't looking!
ROOOOWWWWWRRRR!!!"
Enoch Yablonski: "YOU
LYING WAD OF HAIR, I'M GONNA PULL YOUR LEGS
OFF AND CRAM EM SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT
YOU'LL BE DIRECTING TRAFFIC FROM YOUR ASSHOLE!"
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