"I AM THE WIZARD! FEED ME GRAVY! I AM THE GRAVY WIZARD!"

Yet another fruit from Appleton City. Ha ha, get it? A fruit? And he's dressed in a pear costume? That's a joke and if you little 14 year old idiots reading my computer screen don't understand it then it's because you've got the IQ of peat moss.

Enoch Yablonski: "YEAH OR MAYBE YOU JUST AREN'T FUNNY CLIFF, DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, YOUR BRAIN STARTED DECAYING 18 YEARS AGO WHEN I BET YOU 20 BUCKS TO DRINK THAT BARREL OF MOTOR OIL IN THE BACK OF THE JIFFY LUBE."

Somebody get him off my computer screen, this is really beginning to piss me the fuck off, GET OFF MY COMPUTER MACHINE ENOCH OR I'LL PERSONALLY DRIVE OVER TO YOUR CRACKHOUSE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A PIECE OF PLYWOOD.

The construction cretins woke me up at 11:00 am a couple weeks ago because they were trying to fill that pothole I've been complaining about to the city council for the last three years. I get really fucking pissed when somebody wakes me up while I'm trying to sleep one off, so I barged out there and strategically placed those parking cones on the workers. You don't want to see where the other ones went. I think the cops arrested me that day because I forgot that all I was wearing was my Blimpy Boy hat.

Being white trash is a fun and rewarding experience, as you can tell by that ratfaced hellwhore infesting that Salvation Army $30 couch. I think that thing in the background trying to crawl away is that satanic doll from that movie, "Chucky" the one that killed all the stupid teenagers and John Ritter. I saw that movie on the USA Network one night when I was loaded and it made me tear apart everything in my house which looked like dolls, like my pillows and dining room table.

I hate Satanic dolls!