Radio DJ Easy Cheeze brings a new meaning to "eating the microphone." Also, he's an ugly cow fucker.

Dirtface Hoggendale, West Appleton's prize fighter. This guy gets knocked out by light breezes. I'd use his face to clean my toilet, only I'm afraid of catching whatever disfiguring disease this joker has.

"I'm Filthy!"

To a normal human being, that ball of hair would be a pet. To West Appleton refuse piles, it's an appetizer. To me, it's target practice.

HELLO LADIES!!!

Enough said.