Oh thank God, the Nuclear Nipple Butter Fairy is here.

JACK'S GOT A BIG TAPEWORM PROBLEM!!!

"ROWWWWRRRRR! What in God's name is this shit? Crawl back to the medical waste dump you spawned from, you hairless assbag! ROWWWWRRRWWWRR!!!"

"ROWWWWRRRRR! Now THAT'S more like it! Too bad this ditzy freak probably has enough mental issues for an entire season of Oprah. ROWWWWRRRWWWRR!!!"

Hello, welcome to Hell. This is a photograph of what will haunt you for the rest of your life. Every time you close your eyes, you will see this. Every time you go to sleep, you will see this. It is the Devil himself.

Two condoms aren't nearly enough protection for Suzanne Jackson. I'd recommend a bathtub full of Chlorox and a blindfold that jabs redhot knitting needles into your eyes.