Oh hooray, Norflag the Level 76 Wizard caught a Level 58 Troll. Good job, now hide the pastries.

Marcus Kite prepares to eat the Inter-Net. QUICK, DOWNLOAD THIS SITE BEFORE IT ENDS UP IN HIS COLON!

Kathy Melanachi runs the only web-site where people have to pay her to keep her clothing on. It's money well spent. If Marcus Kite ends up eating the Internet, he's going to have a real blast trying to digest this horror.

WhiteTrashCon2001. Notice the pasty white blob on the left, which apparently has two humongous bloated ticks burrowing under his stomach. I hope your Slayer concert burns to the ground you worthless simps.

HE CASTS "URINE HAIR +8" SPELL!!!

Oh look, another pile of dogshit lumped into a human body and dubbed a "raver." Get the hell out of mom's basement and go overdose on Drano you lame sack of technicolor failure.