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Hot
goth lovin'. I'd love to see her move to another
town. Don't look too closely at the photo or you'll
notice her nipples are the size of pancakes. Then
you will go blind and kill yourself. I am tightening
the noose as I write this. |
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"Hello,
welcome to the Hermaphrodite Inn. My name is Cris.
Guess my gender and win a prize." |
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Douglas
Hendrickson. Don't ask. |
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This
is why I never go to the McDonalds on the corner
of Barker and 18th Avenue. Frank Thompson tries
to cop a feel from Ronald. I knew the guy who originally
played Ronald McDonald back in the 1960's. He was
a lowlife. |
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"Why
is there something the color of urine on my head?"
Young Frankenstein is very displeased! |
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Hahaha,
a little alien-on-alien action!
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