Liz Marrings competes with fellow geek nerd idiot jerk moron computer retards to get the power up and win the game. She's got a face only a mother could love, and I'm talking about those kinds of mothers featured on "60 Minutes" that drink a lot and shoot heroin.

I fucking despise the Appleton University College of the Arts. They constantly pump out shit students like this. Oh well, at least it keeps the hospital in business. After I got done beating on this clown, the ER needed 7 trained surgeons just to remove the simp's finger from his own larynx.

The third little pig laughs because the wolf couldn't blow his chimney down. He's also laughing because he ate the other two pigs.

"ROOOWWWWRRRRRR! GO TEAM SHITHEAD, GO! RAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWRRR!!!"

Mom and dad are proud because their reject kid got a degree in "80-Sided Dice Study" from Dungeons and Dragons University. Go jump off a building, you Dork Elf.

THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SUCCESS!!!

or was it?