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Mark
Stevens is the head kid in charge of the grocery
carts at Krogers. He's playing "touch my groin,
win a prize" with some girl he drugged up.
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"MAW!
MAH FACE!!!" |
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Exciting
scientific breakthroughs allow East Appleton to
create women made COMPLETELY OF PLASTER! |
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I
didn't like him in my Word program, and I sure as
hell don't like him now on my inter-net program.
Bye bye idiot. |
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We
found this floating around the Shady Acres Retirement
pool last week. I voted to throw it back in, but
the pool cleaners said it would clog up the skimmer.
They're probably right. |
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Jack
Thompson. He's studying to be an undertaker at
the North Appleton Our Lady of the Peaceful Colon
cemetery. Here he tries to recall how many YMCA's
he's been kicked out of for hanging around the
men's shower all day.
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