Uwe Boll: best director in universe
Photos from the set of X-MEN 3. Strict security guard looks sort of like Hugh Jackman and craft services table looks well stocked!!
Larry Wachowski to direct GAY PORNO with two friends in bedroom.
Fresh pies? How come? Where? Who is that guy?

LA FLEUR DU MAL reviews in! Desperately needs more Chris Tucker
New Grisham adaptation rumored to be titled JOHN GRISHAM'S E-MAIL TO ADULT BOUNCER REQUESTING CANCELLATION OF HIS ACCOUNT.
Larry asks could Rachel Leigh Cook be any hotter even if microwaved like a burrito? Prepare to find out and be deeply disturbed!!!!
Kevin Smith writes in to once again humiliate himself by angrily defending Ben Affleck's engagement to hideous ass harpy Jennifer Lopez

LORD OF THE RINGS EXCLUSIVE Jackson answers dozens of inane reader questions like "are orcs real?" and "what is your favorite movie?"!!!!!!
Amazon Top 500 Reviewer BruceWillis043 writes scathing piece on poor image quality of RUGRATS GO WILD's DVD release!!
This headline proves that I'm a Hollywood big wig by writing WARNER BROTHERS and ME in the same sentence! WARNER BROTHERS and ME!!!!