I HATE YOU PAGE 83

Once a month, the majestic Slothafro migrates from the bedroom to the bathroom. If you look closely, you can guess its age by counting the fat rings.

GARAGE RANGER SENSES DANGER!

GOTH DUMBASS: "Dear Santa, I want more white pancake makeup, the new Mary Manson tape, and a spiked collar so people know I'm as smart as a pet dog."

SANTA: "Get off my lap you little shit."

NO.

Two more subjects reel in delight from the last batch of Cliff Yablonski's Gutbuster Brownies. Also, they're dead.

Weebles Wobble but they don't like WCW!