MY FACE!

CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES THESE PEOPLE:

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: DUMBASS #1: "GAH! This tastes terrible!"

DUMBASS #2: "You said you wanted to suck on something white and long, and this is the only long thing I have."

: OH OH, DEAR GOD, OH LORD!!!

The astronauts in the Space Station Mir flushed the toilet, and now this thing is floating around the universe, eating smaller planets and stars (in other words, "everything in her path").

: That's okay pal, don't get all excited because the trucks left without you, you can catch back up with the carnival in the next town over.

: Anybody who can correctly spot the women in this picture wins a prize (HINT: there are 0 women in the photo). The prize is a boot to the head. That's what you get if you guess incorrectly too.

: Sarah Lemenson indicates there's no more toilet paper left in the bathroom.

: DO ALL OF YOU NOW UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO PISSED OFF AND BITTER AND WANT TO KICK EVERYBODY'S ASS? PEOPLE KEEP SENDING IN IDIOTIC PHOTOS LIKE THIS AND THEY JUST MAKE ME WANT TO GET IN MY CHRYSLER AND DRIVE TO A DIFFERENT TOWN WHERE THERE ARE LESS FREAKS AND MUTANTS AROUND. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE LOVE CANAL OR CHERNOBYL OR WHEREVER.