Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

: Greg McIntyre's fantasy dream comes true - he finally gets a big nut. Too bad it's just some flaming idiot dressed in a Mr. Peanut costume. No wait, that's Greg's other fantasy dream.

: No kid, you got it all wrong! The WOMAN has to drink all that liquor to make you look somewhat appealing! Little Jimmy Severino thinks he's the shit because he found grandma's liquor supply. know Jimmy's grandma. She's a fucking lush with a drinking problem bigger than her moldy thighs. And no, I don't have a drinking problem, so don't even TRY to say that. I can quit any damn time I want. I just drink to help me forget photos like this one.

: It's trick photography! The cameraman was able to trick stars from the next episode of "COPS" into being on film! I can't wait until the cops beat the ugly out of them with electrified nightsticks.

: The trap worked! Quick, somebody break out the horse tranquilizers so we can subdue it and ship it's remains back to the cursed circus tent it spawned from.

: Do not adjust your computer screen's vertical hold. God just stepped on this troll's face.

: "WOW! I'M A CARTOON CHARACTER! MAYBE MY FRIENDS WILL THINK I'M COOL NOW!!!"

The trick is that she hides pastries under that bigass jacket of hers.

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