"May I interest you in a book? Here's one called 'How to Cut Hair.' I only read half of it!"
Mmmm, the Bride of Frankenstein meets the Bride of the Bride of Frankenstein.
This guy's obviously a WACKY NUTBAG because he put the beer bottle labels on his face... AND HE'S NOT A BEER BOTTLE! Somebody call the Police before this guy gets out of control!
More beer hilarity! Chris Tomas signals that it only takes him one beer to get drunk. I've seen kittens that have a higher alcohol tolerance than this wimp.
Will Barnowski was surprised to learn that one day his entire company moved without notifying him.
TOO... MUCH... WHITE... TRASH... CAMERA... CAN'T HOLD UP...