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Welcome to the Foolympics! Next event is the "100-meter Get the Hell Out of My Face Before I Punch Your Scummy Teeth In".

ROCK MY PANTS OFF! Now you know why the jacks on the guitar are so small.

"Grrrrr! STAY AWAY FROM MY FARMER'S ALMANAC OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!"

Famous Viking Erik VonStautten makes his hat's horns from the calcium in his teeth.

"ALL YOU CAN EAT?!? THE JOKE'S ON THEM!!!"

Goths become violent and spooky when you film them drinking from the public urinals.