MY FACE!

CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES THESE PEOPLE:

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: NO, DEAR GOD, WHY IS THIS HERE, WHY HAVE I SEEN THIS, SOMEBODY KILL MY EYES

: I think these are two mannequins that were designed by children who have been kept in a sensory depravation tank for the past decade. If they are both human than that's it, I quit.

: Hello carnivores, you are very proud.

: Many citizens of South Appleton can't afford to shop at the K-Mart, so they use the Appleton Times to dress their children and herd them off to retard school where they're taught to stare blankly at lampposts for hours with their mouths open.

: IT'S A SLOW RIDE, TAKE IT EAASSSY, YOU'RE IN CHEEEEMO.

: Hey, it's the Lard Express with Dark Chocolate leading the train into a pit at Crisco Town, everybody get on board and go to hell!