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Under heavy artillery fire, the 1970's Moronster attacks a small village! His Coke-bottle glasses vaporize women and children! PS: Why the hell does it say "Aerial Cunt!" on the kid's shirt?
The Pasty Androgynous Biker of Doom strikes a curious pose. I am curious if it's wearing makeup or those are just really irritated zits on its cheeks.
"HELLO, I'M LUMPY! WELCOME TO THE WEDDING! PLEASE EXCUSE MY FACE!"

File Tom Wedden under "S" for "SEXY!" No wait, I mean "Slob". Watch Tom guard the index drawers behind him. They contain his plans to synthesize Rogaine. GOOD LUCK, PAL!
Sure, he's fat and jolly, but hell, that ain't Santa.
It's Leonard Nimoy! It's Jeff Goldblum! It's Leonard Nimoy! No wait, it's just some jackass.