MY FACE!

CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES THESE PEOPLE:

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: Don't shave too close there, Ace, or else slices of ham will start falling to the floor and then you'll have an ant infestation problem.

: "I WON THE BASEBALL CARDS!!!"

Wait, those look too big to be baseball cards. Goddammit, I can't see shit these days. My computer TV screen is all blurry or some shit and this computer is a goddamn lemon and I'm going to return it once all the electricity decides to leave and I can pull out the crap on the inside without getting shocked. So I can't tell what he's holding and I don't fucking care so don't send me messages.

: "Oh God" is right. Freighttrain Francine poses after helping herself to the Christian Bread Wafer thingy buffet. What are those stupid things called? Like Jesus Biscuits or some shit.

: This would appear to be an eggplant with glasses standing inside, shit, I don't know where that is. It looks like back room of somewhere.

: The North Appleton Porch Infantry Division stands tall and proud while guarding the lattice.

: GOTH HOUSEWARMING PARTY!!!

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!