I HATE YOU PAGE 164

See, this is what happens when God has to work under a tight deadline. Corners are cut, budgets are slashed, and shit like this gets pumped out like a stream of diarrhea from a bloated hobo's rancid ass. There aren't enough date rape drugs in the WORLD to get this lardskulled blimp a handjob.

Flaming simp Kevin Richardson, shown here holding his green and moldy balls. You can refer to this flatlining cretin as "Police Photo 46256."

The horrific results of explosive decompression on a Pillsbury Doughclown.

I AM EMPEROR LOINS!!! HAIL AND WELCOME TO THE MANATHALON!!!

Bacon Devil claims another victim.

Kappa Cockface and DJ Lotsosleep pose for their record cover, "Two Shitheeled Fuckcakes in a Hallway," shortly before they disappear and are featured on chocolate milk cartons across America.