Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

: I can only assume this hellspawn is pregnant with another litter of Uglycat's horrid little freakshows. I wonder where the hell that idiot cat has been lately.

: Don't bother using the valet service in Appleton City. The local geek squad from Dungeons and Dragons University works there part time, ensuring that your car will be returned with a thin coat of white sticky shit on the gear handle. Do the world a favor by pretending you're a dragon and jump off a building, you 40-sided die dipshits.

: An extra for the newest Appleton City hit film, "Night of the Living Goddamn Shitheaded Assholes That I Caught Hanging Around Near my Motherfucking Toolshed That I Was Almost Done With Until They Leaned on a Goddamn Board That I Told Them Not to Fucking Lean On and Then the Entire Left Wing of it Collapsed and the Moron Tried to Run Away But Forgot He Left His Shitty 1995 Ford Taurus In My Goddamn Driveway So I Began to Beat the Unholy Shit Out of It With a Pickax Until I Passed Out in the Middle of the Fucking Street and Ended Up Getting a Bruise on My Ribs Where a Wheelbarrow Ran Into Me."

: Diedra Nece, the human target. Hunters, take careful aim and you'll end up with enough meat to feed your family for seven years.

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