I HATE YOU PAGE 14

It's easy when the dumbasses do all the work for me.
Hootah hootah hoo, it's time for tha' dork hodown! Sumbody pull tha toilet plunger outta my ass and we'll square-dance the night away! LeRoy Hobbs owns the shittiest trailer at the East Appleton Trailer Plaza.
WE WANT PEACE! AND LOVE! AND EYEDROPS FOR THE FREAKSHOW ON THE LEFT!
Mike and Ray Nichols. Mike is seen here flipping me off, shortly before I broke off that pansy ass finger of his and threw it in his cat's food dish. Ray is holding his stomach where I shot him. They live like slobs.
HEY, IT'S MR. POTATO HEAD! TELL ME WHERE THE HELL YOUR BUCKET OF PARTS IS SO I MAY KICK YOU IN THEM.
Awww kid, no, don't do that to the cat! You'll get a girlfriend some day, I swear! Okay, so maybe you won't. Go ahead with the cat thing.