Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

I HATE YOU PAGE 134

: Oh look, it's the Burger Queens. I played "dunk the punk" with these flatlining cretins one night, taking turns dipping their fat faces into the grease pit. I think the one in the back liked it.

: A picture of the secret Jap weapon from WWII - The cyborg businessman. He looks like an ordinary perverted businessman reading Japanese schoolgirl rape cartoon comics, but then his head spins around and he start shooting fire and doing all kinds of crazy shit. I fought a few of these bastards during the war. The Japs had a robot factory at the Malay Barrier, which I single-handedly shut down by bashing it with pipes and a rock. I was a war hero and I was given a shitload of awards which I keep up in the attic with my boxes of leisure suits.

: Watch out, Henry Hollins is angry because the city destroyed the bridge he lived under. Hide your kids, trolls always go for them first.

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