MY FACE!

CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES THESE PEOPLE:

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: This zit-faced freak thought it would be funny to pretend like he was giving oral sex to a vibrator. I thought it would be funny to ram the thing through the back of his malformed skull. I suppose I got the last laugh, at least until his corpse rolled over and I caught a glimpse of his face again. No amount of drinking in the world is going to cover up those kinds of mental scars.

: It's ironic that merely SEEING how goddamn idiotic ravers look makes you want to go out and do every drug possible. I hate these little punk bastards and can't wait for the day somebody spikes all their drugs with an unhealthy dose of antifreeze.

: Testicle Face harvests pubic hair on his chin for Winter! This makes him happy!

: Is she gothic or a whore? Gothic? Whore? Gothic? Whore? I vote for "gothic" because there's no way she could make a living by offering her pasty-white carcass for sex unless she's regularly hitting the blind wing of the West Appleton Shady Acres Retirement Villa.

: North Appleton's Jellyfish Escort Service is a big hit to fathead scumbuckets like Mitch Yates who recoils at the touch of another human being.

: "Uglycat, we're coming for you, you weak ass pussy!"

"RAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!! BRING IT ON, DIRTBAG! ROWWRRR!"