I HATE YOU PAGE 07

Alvin Reynolds. He likes to imitate being in a wind tunnel. He also likes to imitate being a heterosexual.
Hey buddy, the dog doesn't like fisting, just give it up!
DEAR LORD!!! I WILL GIVE THIS PERSON $500,000 TO SWEAR THEY'LL NEVER EVER EVER TURN AROUND!!! I THINK AN OCTOPUS FELL ON HIS / HER / ITS HEAD
He is a horrible monster and I pray for his death.
The thought of Ragu makes Crazy Bennie bust a move.
Rick Manning waits for the UFOs to sweep down and abduct him. Sorry Rick, they don't take the mutants.