HOW TO OVERCLOAK YUOR COMPUTAR TOO MAKES IT FASTAR (HIGHLY TECHNICALL ARTICAL WORTHeY OF PRAISE)
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warening: this si a vary "high tech" artical so do not try thiese if yuo are a newbee to computars and haev mom's Gateway computar too use becuase yuo haev too be vary smarty and know what yuor doing! i haev maney years of experiance in computars and I am a expart so I know what im doing. yuo probly dont but READS THIS ARTICAL ANYWYAS BECUASE I NEEDS PAEG HITS FOR MONEYS FROM UGO!!! OH WAIT IM NOT ON UGO IM ON SOMETHING ELSE but clicks anyways alright!
BY JEFF K!!!!
now maney peopelrel out there says "HEY JEAFF, i haev a fast omcputar but si slow and how do I make it fastar?" and i dont write back emale to yuo because yuore stupid and I hate yuo and I hate poeple that emale me. SO STOP EMALING ME!!! BUT i decided to maek a colamn on how too build yuor own computar and maek it fastar becuase mayebe I get paeg hits from good hardwear sites like NOAH'S LIQUID HAREDWARE (he si obviosuly smarty man. He has clock that tells time AND MAGIC CURSOR!!@ HOW DO I GET MAGIC MOUSE COUROR ON MY SITE? PS: HOW DO I MAEK TEH COLOR RED TOO?). noah is kewl too becuase he has soem kind of birds nest on his head, crazy man!!! i hope he posts my news so sites like sharkeys extrama and a man's tech and arts technicolor post it then. WOW, WELCOME TO HITS CITY, JEFF K, POPULATION: YOU.
Happy computar, I maek yuo fast and wash
away those tears!
anyways this artical is too maek yuo smartyer ion how to overlcokc yuor computar is fastar from slow@. lets us go ovar teh basic computar parts so yuo know whats they do: